Wednesday, June 02, 2004

AML Season 7 Finals *GULF WAR SPECIAL*

Bush vs Saddam


So we come down to the last two. The high altitude lob tactics of BushNike against the wild and crazy Idiotphsyopathy. Who thought that idio would get this far? Specially after the mauling they took in the last Gulf War League season. They've managed to dominate the teams in their division posting wins over Iranasary, KUWAITER, Israel X and Ferrum. But can they stand toe to toe with the great Satan?

If this game was all about facial hair then Idio would have it in the bag. They sport moustaches that would make Stalin green. But can the smaller Idio stay with BushNike's depth? As well as a good starting 4 BN have a bench of 500,000 to call on if needed. I can see Idio starting well. Looking to make their case to CNN and allowing the spec freq to inspect their Baby Milk factories. But I think that this game will go the full 45 months and BN will grind out the victory. Yes Dark Gore may not be impressed, but with Buddy Christ on their side how can they lose?


Key players:

BN: B.U.S.H, agentdickchaney, SonyRice, An Ashcroft Error, ColinA Man, RumsfeldDude, Tony Bl@ir

Idio: Scheme Hussain, SCUDDIT!!!, DEATHTOTHEINFIDELBED, KraziKemikalweapons, Cameldite.


Key Match up:

The scheduling thread. This is already turning out to be a classic. Idio have made several statements on CNN, but B.U.S.H. is an old hand at this and his expert use of off the record press briefings have already put Idio on the back foot.


Vorbometer: BushNike by 2 games to 0


Watch out for:

Israel X getting involved. Yes they may have been knocked out, but just one random thor at the wrong time and it's Armageddon baby!

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