Pro League Pro Wrestling Predictions
With the vorbometer in AML and the three word predictions for IML I needed something equally half-assed for my pro predictions. I stumbled across a program called Zeus with allows you to sim wrestling bouts. So a few quick name changes and I bring you the Pro League Pro Wrestling Predictions. It would take far too long to sim a whole round, so I just picked the match of the week to do, which this round is....
Mr-Bot - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 500 pounds, he holds the Pro League title belt, Assassins!!!
[Assassins comes to the ring. ]
Mr-Bot - and his opponent, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Warzone CTF, Betrayal!!!
[Betrayal walks to the ring. Pushead+ is the referee for this contest. Ass places Bet on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Ass gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Bet. (ring, ring, ring) Ass uses a snap mare takeover on Bet. Bet gets up. Ass uses a lariat on Betrayal. Betrayal gets back to his feet. Betrayal trys for a tiger suplex but is unable to lift Assassins.Bet gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Ass grabs Bet's leg and takes him down. Now Bet standing. Betrayal trys for a cross-body block but Assassins avoids it. Bet and Assassins go to the floor Pushead+ starts the count (.1) (..2) Bet rakes his fingers across Ass's back. (...3) Ass legsweeps Betrayal. Betrayal is back on his feet. (....4) Bet grabs Assassins by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Betrayal and Ass move back to ringside. Betrayal and Assassins move back into the ring. Flying Tomahawk by Betrayal sends Assassins down to the mat. Ass gets back to his feet. Assassins tackles Bet. Betrayal gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Ass. Ass is up again. Assassins knees Betrayal and rolls back to his feet. Ass applies an arm wrench to Betrayal. ]
Ghost Ship - arm wrench!
[Bet gets up. Assassins picks up Bet and front slams him on the mat. ]
Nelson - What a front slam!!
[Bet gets knock to the ground while Ass locks him in the chinlock deathlock submission. Pushead+ asks Bet if he quits. ... ... Bet is fighting the hold. Ass breaks the hold. Assassins and Bet go to the floor Pushead+ starts the count (.1) ]
Nelson - Ass is taking it to Betrayal.
[(..2) Ass stomps Betrayal. (...3) Ass fist drops Bet on the floor. (....4) Bet legsweeps Assassins. ]
Ghost Ship - Betrayal executes a legsweep.
[(.....5) Bet and Ass move back into the ring. Betrayal stomps Assassins. ]
Nelson - Ass takes a stomp.
[Betrayal executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Assassins. Bet stands up. Assassins climbs to his feet. Assassins hiptosses Bet. Bet moves back to his feet. Ass picks up Bet and hits him with a Back Suplex. Now Assassins standing. Ass chokes Betrayal. Kneelock submission applied by Assassins. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Assassins breaks the hold. Ass sends Betrayal to ringside. ]
Ghost Ship - Bet is much safer at ringside. Ass can't get a pin there.
[Pushead+ starts the count (.1) ]
Nelson - Betrayal is getting the crap kicked out of him!
[Betrayal gets back to his feet. (..2) Betrayal trys for a gutbuster but is unable to lift Assassins.(...3) Bet throws Ass off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. ]
Ghost Ship - Bet with a diving shoulder block.
[Ass moves back to his feet. (....4) Betrayal slaps Assassins in the face. Bet stands up. Assassins sends Bet into Pushead+ he goes down. Assassins tackles Bet to the floor. Assassins runs in and leg drops Betrayal. Betrayal moves back to his feet. Tyranny runs to ringside. Tyr piledrives Betrayal. Tyr leg drops the throat of Betrayal. Ordered is restored. Pushead+ gets up. Ass and Bet move back into the ring. Ass executes a piledriver on Bet. Ass with a falling splash on Betrayal. Assassins moves back to his feet. Ass hooks Betrayal in an armlock leglock submission. Pushead+ is checking for a tap out. ... Ass tightens the hold. ... (AHHHH!) ... Ass tightens the hold. ... ... Betrayal trys to escape. ... ... Ass tightens the hold. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Betrayal taps out. ]
Nelson - We've got ourselves a winner!
Mr-Bot - The winner of this match, Assassins!!!