Pro League Pro Wrestling Predictions
An explanation for those of you new to the blog. My main predictions are for AML which is the league I play in (they should be up sometime tomorrow), but I also do some crappy predictions for the other two leagues. The three word predictions for IML (re-posted below) and the pro wrestling Predictions for Pro.
I found a program called Zeus Pro which allows you to sim wrestling matches so I renamed the wrestler's names to squad names and will sim the game of the week every round. So without further ado....
Assassins vs. Betrayal
Mr-Bot - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Warzone CTF, Betrayal!!!
[Betrayal comes to the ring. ]
Mr-Bot - and his opponent, weighing in at 500 pounds, he holds the Pro League title belt, Assassins!!!
[Assassins walks to the ring. Pushead+ is the referee for this contest. Betrayal executes a pumphandle suplex on Assassins. Ass executes a pumphandle suplex on Bet. (ring, ring, ring) Betrayal bounces Ass off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Now Assassins standing. Ass bounces Betrayal off the ropes and clotheslines him. Betrayal stands up. Betrayal punches Assassins in the gut. Assassins delivers a short-arm clothesline to Betrayal. Betrayal gets back to his feet. Betrayal rakes the face of Assassins in attempt to make a come back. Betrayal executes a jawbreakeron Assassins. Betrayal jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Assassins. Betrayal stands up. Assassins nails Betrayal with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. ]
Nelson - Nice slingshot sommersault splash by Ass.
[Assassins sends Bet to ringside. Pushead+ starts the count (.1) ]
Ghost Ship - Bet could use some help about now.
[Assassins chokes Bet with his boot. (..2) (...3) Assassins with a high crossbody on Bet. Now Assassins standing. Bet is up again. (....4) Betrayal kicks Ass in the stomach. Ass moves back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Assassins and Bet move back to ringside. Assassins takes Betrayal into the ring. Assassins pokes Betrayal in the eyes. Assassins drives a forearm into the head of Betrayal. Bet trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Ass.Bet hooks Assassins in the abdominal stretch. Pushead+ is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Assassins is fighting the hold. Assassins escapes. Betrayal hits Assassins with a Baba chop. Ass hits Betrayal with a baba chop. ]
Nelson - Betrayal takes a baba chop.
[Assassins gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Betrayal comes over and smashes Ass's head into it. ]
Ghost Ship - headsmash into turnbuckle!
[Ass hits Betrayal with an earringer. Assassins gets hit with a back heel kick. Assassins gets back to his feet. Bet pulls Ass's hair. Assassins pump handle slams Betrayal to the mat. ]
Nelson - Betrayal really felt that pumphandle slam!
[Betrayal gets hit with the shooting star press from Assassins. Referee Pushead+ makes the count. ...1 ...2 Bet kicks out. ]
Ghost Ship - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Ass drags Bet to the floor. Pushead+ starts the count (.1) Bet hits the floor. Ass gets back to his feet. Assassins executes a piledriver on Betrayal. Assassins and Betrayal move back into the ring. Assassins applies an arm wrench to Bet. Assassins leg drops Bet. Bet gets back to his feet. Assassins locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Pushead+ asks Bet if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... ... Assassins tightens the hold. ... Bet is fighting the hold. ... ... Bet trys to escape. Bet taps out. ]
Ghost Ship - Ass has won the match!
Mr-Bot - The winner of this match, Assassins!!!
I found a program called Zeus Pro which allows you to sim wrestling matches so I renamed the wrestler's names to squad names and will sim the game of the week every round. So without further ado....
Mr-Bot - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 246 pounds, from Warzone CTF, Betrayal!!!
[Betrayal comes to the ring. ]
Mr-Bot - and his opponent, weighing in at 500 pounds, he holds the Pro League title belt, Assassins!!!
[Assassins walks to the ring. Pushead+ is the referee for this contest. Betrayal executes a pumphandle suplex on Assassins. Ass executes a pumphandle suplex on Bet. (ring, ring, ring) Betrayal bounces Ass off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Now Assassins standing. Ass bounces Betrayal off the ropes and clotheslines him. Betrayal stands up. Betrayal punches Assassins in the gut. Assassins delivers a short-arm clothesline to Betrayal. Betrayal gets back to his feet. Betrayal rakes the face of Assassins in attempt to make a come back. Betrayal executes a jawbreakeron Assassins. Betrayal jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Assassins. Betrayal stands up. Assassins nails Betrayal with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. ]
Nelson - Nice slingshot sommersault splash by Ass.
[Assassins sends Bet to ringside. Pushead+ starts the count (.1) ]
Ghost Ship - Bet could use some help about now.
[Assassins chokes Bet with his boot. (..2) (...3) Assassins with a high crossbody on Bet. Now Assassins standing. Bet is up again. (....4) Betrayal kicks Ass in the stomach. Ass moves back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Assassins and Bet move back to ringside. Assassins takes Betrayal into the ring. Assassins pokes Betrayal in the eyes. Assassins drives a forearm into the head of Betrayal. Bet trys for a body slam but is not strong enough to lift Ass.Bet hooks Assassins in the abdominal stretch. Pushead+ is checking for a tap out. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... Assassins is fighting the hold. Assassins escapes. Betrayal hits Assassins with a Baba chop. Ass hits Betrayal with a baba chop. ]
Nelson - Betrayal takes a baba chop.
[Assassins gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Betrayal comes over and smashes Ass's head into it. ]
Ghost Ship - headsmash into turnbuckle!
[Ass hits Betrayal with an earringer. Assassins gets hit with a back heel kick. Assassins gets back to his feet. Bet pulls Ass's hair. Assassins pump handle slams Betrayal to the mat. ]
Nelson - Betrayal really felt that pumphandle slam!
[Betrayal gets hit with the shooting star press from Assassins. Referee Pushead+ makes the count. ...1 ...2 Bet kicks out. ]
Ghost Ship - That was almost the end of the match right there!
[Ass drags Bet to the floor. Pushead+ starts the count (.1) Bet hits the floor. Ass gets back to his feet. Assassins executes a piledriver on Betrayal. Assassins and Betrayal move back into the ring. Assassins applies an arm wrench to Bet. Assassins leg drops Bet. Bet gets back to his feet. Assassins locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. Pushead+ asks Bet if he quits. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... ... ... ... Assassins tightens the hold. ... Bet is fighting the hold. ... ... Bet trys to escape. Bet taps out. ]
Ghost Ship - Ass has won the match!
Mr-Bot - The winner of this match, Assassins!!!
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