Top 10 AML MIA

Where have all the flowers gone? A top ten list of those things that have gone but are not forgotten. Light a candle and join me as we take a walk through the AML garden of rememberance.


10.Shadowseeker

This might just be me, but it's my list so bite me. Shad was the 4th person to join Victimise after me, Megus and Little_Wing69. I thought he was a DSB lamer, it turned out he was an excellent SVS player and he led us to Spring League glory. He'll pop in about once every three months to say hello.


9. Schlepp

How quickly we forget. When Schlepp was made AML sysop and started making huge changes we were aghast. OMG Vorbis, you'd say, we're aghast. We couldn't believe what he was doing. This man must go we said. And he was. And how we rejoiced. He was replaced by Dacrath and his mini-me friend Lord Lincke who immediately reverted AML back to Pro and IML's lap dag. We are aghast. OMG Vorbis, you said, we're aghast again. AML sucks now, you said, remember when it was run by that great sysop Schlepp?


8. OldGermany

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7. Bukwild

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND. THE TALKING IN CAPS. THE MINDLESS TRASHTALKING. THE SQUAD WITH A ROSTER OF TWO. THE STUPID BLUE SQUARE BANNER. COME BACK SS CRIPS AND COME BACK BUK.


6. Master

AML just isn't going to be the same without Master and Wish Master himself. Look up lobbing in the dictionary and there's a picture of Wish's Jav.You'll have to look hard for it though, the picture is actually 12 pages behind the entry. Michael Jackson didn't invent moonwalking, Master did. Sometimes you have to go backwards to come forwards. Sometimes when go forwards you're really going backwards. And sometimes you play Master. Sometimes even I don't understand the crap I write.


5. Suko's Season 6 map

First map I played on and still the best. We should go back to this. I still have this map up in Vic's practice arena.


4. No Data

This is so unfair on me. I can't believe how selfish PanTau was by taking ND out of AML this season. To be a predictor you need one thing; stereotypes. No Data, lobbing Euro-laggers who choke in the big games. I'd just copy and paste that into every match prediction I'd make, who cares if it was true or not. Now they've gone and I have to come up with some new material. How about this; Secret, lobbing Euro-laggers who choke in the big games. And no-one schedules a game quite like etc.


3. Spy

Spy now plays pro. Want me to say that again? Spy now plays pro. Nope, still doesn't sound right. Spy's job is to build an AML squad out of dz pub lamers, aliased ringers and double squadding pro players. They win all their pre-season and first couple of regular season games 12-0. Spy starts shit. The aliased ringers (AhmedF) start shit. The players start to go inactive, they start to lose matches and then lose by no-show in the first round of the playoffs. That's what Spy does and no-one can quite do it as well. Spy now plays pro. Even the third time it still doesn't sound right.


2. a tool

Jesus Christ and a tool have a lot of things in common, and not just that they both like to wear sandals and a white dress. Like Jebus a tool likes big entrances. Like Jebus a tool will generate a huge following. Thousands of people will fill spec to hear him speak and go 9-2. And like Jebus the crowd will turn against him and it's crown of thorns time. But fear not, for is it not written in Ballwashers verse 4 chapter 2 that in the playoffs He will return and lead the Blacknikes out of Egypt and into the AML final? In the mean time we'll just have to make do with agentgeorge the baptist.


1. Prox

Is it only last season that we still had prox? Seems like years ago. Remeber those halcyon days when you would shoot a bomb and it would blow up when it was supposed to? Remember when you saw a thor at the edge of your screen and it didn't kill you? Remember when someone in spec coughed and it didn't kill everyone in every arena in every SVS zone in Supspace? Remember when people in power cared about this game and not whether or not PriitK is paying too much for Trench War's server? Nope, me neither.