Top 10 AML MIA

Where have all the flowers gone? A top ten list of those things that have gone but are not forgotten. Light a candle and join me as we take a walk through the AML garden of rememberance.


10.Shadowseeker

This might just be me, but it's my list so bite me. Shad was the 4th person to join Victimise after me, Megus and Little_Wing69. I thought he was a DSB lamer, it turned out he was an excellent SVS player and he led us to Spring League glory. He'll pop in about once every three months to say hello.


9. Schlepp

How quickly we forget. When Schlepp was made AML sysop and started making huge changes we were aghast. OMG Vorbis, you'd say, we're aghast. We couldn't believe what he was doing. This man must go we said. And he was. And how we rejoiced. He was replaced by Dacrath and his mini-me friend Lord Lincke who immediately reverted AML back to Pro and IML's lap dag. We are aghast. OMG Vorbis, you said, we're aghast again. AML sucks now, you said, remember when it was run by that great sysop Schlepp?


8. OldGermany

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7. Bukwild

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND. THE TALKING IN CAPS. THE MINDLESS TRASHTALKING. THE SQUAD WITH A ROSTER OF TWO. THE STUPID BLUE SQUARE BANNER. COME BACK SS CRIPS AND COME BACK BUK.


6. Master

AML just isn't going to be the same without Master and Wish Master himself. Look up lobbing in the dictionary and there's a picture of Wish's Jav.You'll have to look hard for it though, the picture is actually 12 pages behind the entry. Michael Jackson didn't invent moonwalking, Master did. Sometimes you have to go backwards to come forwards. Sometimes when go forwards you're really going backwards. And sometimes you play Master. Sometimes even I don't understand the crap I write.


5. Suko's Season 6 map

First map I played on and still the best. We should go back to this. I still have this map up in Vic's practice arena.


4. No Data

This is so unfair on me. I can't believe how selfish PanTau was by taking ND out of AML this season. To be a predictor you need one thing; stereotypes. No Data, lobbing Euro-laggers who choke in the big games. I'd just copy and paste that into every match prediction I'd make, who cares if it was true or not. Now they've gone and I have to come up with some new material. How about this; Secret, lobbing Euro-laggers who choke in the big games. And no-one schedules a game quite like etc.


3. Spy

Spy now plays pro. Want me to say that again? Spy now plays pro. Nope, still doesn't sound right. Spy's job is to build an AML squad out of dz pub lamers, aliased ringers and double squadding pro players. They win all their pre-season and first couple of regular season games 12-0. Spy starts shit. The aliased ringers (AhmedF) start shit. The players start to go inactive, they start to lose matches and then lose by no-show in the first round of the playoffs. That's what Spy does and no-one can quite do it as well. Spy now plays pro. Even the third time it still doesn't sound right.


2. a tool

Jesus Christ and a tool have a lot of things in common, and not just that they both like to wear sandals and a white dress. Like Jebus a tool likes big entrances. Like Jebus a tool will generate a huge following. Thousands of people will fill spec to hear him speak and go 9-2. And like Jebus the crowd will turn against him and it's crown of thorns time. But fear not, for is it not written in Ballwashers verse 4 chapter 2 that in the playoffs He will return and lead the Blacknikes out of Egypt and into the AML final? In the mean time we'll just have to make do with agentgeorge the baptist.


1. Prox

Is it only last season that we still had prox? Seems like years ago. Remeber those halcyon days when you would shoot a bomb and it would blow up when it was supposed to? Remember when you saw a thor at the edge of your screen and it didn't kill you? Remember when someone in spec coughed and it didn't kill everyone in every arena in every SVS zone in Supspace? Remember when people in power cared about this game and not whether or not PriitK is paying too much for Trench War's server? Nope, me neither.

Top 10 AML Pilots to watch

This is not another top 10 list of the best pilots in AML. Miner has already got that covered and I wouldn't dream of butting in. This is the list of the guys who are must see this season. And believe me skill is way down on the list of reasons. Starting with:


10. bhang

Since bhang has already won the last 23 pro titles with Intrepid playing in AML is hardly going to strech him. So the question is not how is he going to perform in his games, but what else is he doing? While 1% of his brain is going 8-0 vs Hit-N-Run what's the other 99% doing? So what we need is a bhangCam. Surely he must be up to something? Forget about the bang bus, from now on it's all all about the bhangCam.


9. Hattrick

It'll be interesting when people find out who this guy is. Think AnalIntruder with aim.


8. A.W.O.L

This is not about awol, rather than what happens around him. All he has to do is play and the trolls start to fill up spec. Such hate, but makes for good logs


7. DeathKnight

DK is the absolute definition of a choker. When things are going good then dk will play well, in fact at this very moment in time Miner has dk ranked as the #1 player in all of AML. But when things start to get a little tough then dk goes postal. He's never been able to handle the big games. So when Heaven are in the playoffs make sure you're speccing dk. And the thors are always good for a couple of chucks.


6. Tritoch

Lets all sit back for a moment and consider BUNNER. My how we laugh. BUNNER VICTA STRENGTH AND HONOUR and so forth. Who cares if they never win beause we are all in spec holding our sides less they split due to the hilarity of it all. But there's a dark heart deep beneath BUNNER and it's name is Tritoch. At least once a season a BUNNER game will turn into the Blair Witch Project as Tritoch will hunt down the opposition one by one turning the arena into a bloodbath. There's a case for calling Tritoch the best player in AML and now and again he likes to show you why.


5. Spirant

Sometimes you feel sorry for poor little spriant and his poort little brain. He says we are all jealous of his skill after his playing for only 3 months. But, we say, you fucking suck. Ah ha, he says. that's becuase I don't care. Then why, we retort, have you signed up a bunch of pro ringers to win AML. Well you see, he responds, that's because .... um ...... well, it's .... and then it happens. His brain stops working. He puts on his favourite trench coat, grabs his Dad's rifle and heads off to the nearest school. I'm guessing somewhere around Round 5.


4. AnalIntrduer

Some players have interesting styles, but anal is on another planet. In AnalLand you never see another player, you have to be at least 4 screens behind the action. In AnalLand it doesn't matter where you shoot bombs as long as you shoot them and keep shooting them until your lanc has filled the whole universe with little bouncing bombs of happiness. Of course this means that in AnalLand you will go 0-3 in under five minutes. But in AnalLand that doesn't matter. Because in one game every four seasons it'll all come together. The bounces will go your way and you'll finish 10-0. This isn't league play, this is performance art.


3. ZDeathX

If there's anyone who is genuinly bipolar in real-life then it's ZDX. Like dk when things are going his way then he's fine, but if the slightest tiniest little thing goes wrong he turns into a dribbling mental case. Out comes the rockets and it like watching your ADD suffering 5 year old nephew after a six pack of Pepsi. Now most people would perhaps be concerned to watch a fellow AML'er battle with deep rooted mental problems. Not me. I sit in spec and poke him with a virtual stick. I suggest you all do the same.


2. Don Cherry

One word; Scanners. You know it's going to happen. The eyes bug out, the head starts to jiggle, then wobble, then vibrate and BANG it's a brain facial for everyone in a ten foot radius. Same thing for our little cloaking friend Donnie C. You know it's going to happen, the only question is when. The fact that Sumi is now his squad captain only means it'll be a lot quicker than when he was on Ferrum. Don't miss it., you'll kill yourself if you do. Just like Spirant will in Round 5.


1. FUCKSTORM

FUCKSTORM is the man in the white suit. You've all seen the Simpsons episode I'm talking about. When Marge buys a pretzel franchise and it ends with the Maifia and Yakuza in a pitch battle on the front garden. And there he is, the man in the white suit. He's just standing there doing nothing. But you know, he's just about to do something and it's going to be great. That's FUCKSTORM. He's been standing there for 3 seasons now. This is the moment he's going to do it. Homer missed the man in the white suit, don't miss FUCKSTORM. But, you say, FUCKSTORM isn't on Alc's roster this season. But, I reply, that's when he's at his most dangerous.

Top 10 Worst AML Squad Banners

The Vorbometer will be making it's triumphant return this season, but not until the regular season starts. So in the meantime I thought I'd do some top ten lists. Starting with the squad banners I hate the most. As ever, if you have any views, comments or suggestions then keep them too yourself because quite frankly I don't give a fuck.


10. StarFire Elite

Doesn't look like a Star. Doesn't look like Fire. Doesn't look Elite. Looks a bit like a New York skyline if you scrunch your eyes up. Change the squad name to SkyLine Elite and I'll take you off the list.


9. Fighting Foondons

Do not make banners when you're drunk, do you hear me Grunt? Ok, so it looks the same upside down or right way up, but it looks shit anyway so who cares?


8. Smirnoff

A big S. How original. Well it was when Redshift did it in 1974. If RS got royalties from every squad that has used one of their banners the whole squad could've retired by now.


7. arwing

RW? why not AW? and why arwing anyway? Why not Airwing? Why not R-Wing? That's slightly better than arwing which sounds like one of the names *NSYNC turned down as sounding too gay. And how did you lose 12-0 to BoP?


6. Liquid Inc

Three blue balls. This is just too easy, but ..... Last time I saw three blue balls was at THE GAY BAR.


5. OldGermany

OK, so this squad has gone the way of the Third Reich, but they're still listed as an active squad so they make the list. If you're going to call yourself OldGermany, spam death camp macros and choose a cross banner then show some balls and have a swastika or at least an Iron Cross not some faggy pink and red thing. I would of banned Jizzy for that alone.


4. Happy Mob

Ok... so it's brown..... and it's...... brown? Is it Happy? Is it a mob? Is it a Happy Mob? All I know is that it's brown.


3. Corrupt

Two orange diamond things. When Michael Moore becomes President of the World his first War on Corruption will be against the orange diamond things. AND HE WILL WIN. If you want a really corrupt banner, use a picture of SimonSays.


2. Afterglow

Getting Jackson Pollock to design your squad banner is fine if it's 12x8 foot, but if it's 12x8 pixels you get a few squiggly lines. Maybe it's a German thing.


1. Assent

It's a D. I'm not one of the world's greatest spellers, but there's no D in Assent as far as I can see. But unfortunately there's no A in Redshift so Ent can't steal a banner for his Diet-Dissent squad.

AML Season 7 Finals *GULF WAR SPECIAL*

Bush vs Saddam

So we come down to the last two. The high altitude lob tactics of BushNike against the wild and crazy Idiotphsyopathy. Who thought that idio would get this far? Specially after the mauling they took in the last Gulf War League season. They've managed to dominate the teams in their division posting wins over Iranasary, KUWAITER, Israel X and Ferrum. But can they stand toe to toe with the great Satan?

If this game was all about facial hair then Idio would have it in the bag. They sport moustaches that would make Stalin green. But can the smaller Idio stay with BushNike's depth? As well as a good starting 4 BN have a bench of 500,000 to call on if needed. I can see Idio starting well. Looking to make their case to CNN and allowing the spec freq to inspect their Baby Milk factories. But I think that this game will go the full 45 months and BN will grind out the victory. Yes Dark Gore may not be impressed, but with Buddy Christ on their side how can they lose?


Key players:

BN: B.U.S.H, agentdickchaney, SonyRice, An Ashcroft Error, ColinA Man, RumsfeldDude, Tony Bl@ir

Idio: Scheme Hussain, SCUDDIT!!!, DEATHTOTHEINFIDELBED, KraziKemikalweapons, Cameldite.


Key Match up:

The scheduling thread. This is already turning out to be a classic. Idio have made several statements on CNN, but B.U.S.H. is an old hand at this and his expert use of off the record press briefings have already put Idio on the back foot.


Vorbometer: BushNike by 2 games to 0


Watch out for:

Israel X getting involved. Yes they may have been knocked out, but just one random thor at the wrong time and it's Armageddon baby!

AML Season 10 Finals Predictions

DAMN_Yankess vs ReDs

No Surprise that ReDs are here, specially as their only real threat and the only team to go head to head with them this season, BlackNike, were upset earlier in the playoffs. This final also continues the trend of surprise finalists (SFE, Idio), but will it be the same result?

Most people would say yes and dy have no chance, but they are forgetting one thing. That one thing is THE POWER OF THE CLUTCH. As a little fat bouncing baby boy in the slums of Chile the Gods looked fondly down at Zombie and empowered him with THE POWER OF THE CLUTCH. He has used this sparingly, but those of us who were there will never forget seeing THE POWER OF THE CLUTCH when zombie attached to Dacrath in the IML finals and in the greatest move ever seen in a 2d free internet asteroids game pulled of THE REP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD. ESPN.com had THE REP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD ranked #23 in the greatest sporting moments of all time in the world ever. That's just ahead of Mad Dog Mike Curtis decking the hippie and one below Jamie Foxx throwing up on the Miami Sharks sideline. Along with Zombie dy have Pegasus and Venice Beach who together turned dy's season around and got them this far. And in a Vorbometer exclusive I can finally reveal who Venice Beach really is. He is the fourth brother that Zombie, Miner and Pegasus don't like to talk about. For six days of the week he's kept locked up in the cellar, but on Sundays he is released, given a laptop and mayhem ensues. Then after the game he's given a sack of lentils, a Rubik's cube and kicked back down into the cellar.

ReDs have so much depth it's boring. Seriously, where's the fun in choosing a starting four? Hmmm, these four pros aren't getting it done, I think I'll sub in my other four pros and get my other other four pros ready just in case. Although after saying that their standout player this season is bushes, a true AML pilot, closely followed by 9-Volt (I have to say that, he's my WZL captain and I don't want to be benched). Any team has the ability to choke at anytime and ReDs are no exception, but with the experience and depth Oberic has on his bench it's proved impossible for the oppostion to turn ReDs' chokes early in games into wins. Two good examples are the regular season game against BN where ReDs looked down and out but after subs forced OT and got the win. Then last week in game 1 of the semi final series against Disavowed the score early on was 4-4 and the result was in the balance, but again after subs ReDs just put their foot on the gas and won 12-4. In a single game when one or two mistakes can make or break a squad then maybe DAMN_yankees can pull of an upset win, but in a three game series I just can't see it happening.

Key players:

DY: Zombie, Pegasus, Venice Beach

ReDs: Bushes, 9-Volt, PeRoXiDe


Key Match up:

DY's fourth slot. For dy to have any chance of winning they need all four slots in the game. They can't get 12 kills on ReDs and shouldn't even try. To win they have to carve out a winning position and hold on to it any way they can. To do this their big three must keep that fourth spot alive any way they can.


Vorbometer:

Game 1: Zombie pulls out THE POWER OF THE CLUTCH and dy get the upset win 4-2 in OT.

Game 2: ReDs dominate and win 12-3

Game 3: ReDs dominate and win 12-2 to become AML champs


Watch out for:

The spec freq after ReDs win in the ultimate whinefest about pro players coming here, taking our jobs and stealing our women. I forecast the whiner in chief will be Miner because, as I never tire of saying, sometimes irony can be so ironic. Whatever the final result is, dy are already my team of the season for getting pretender and the rest of Dedication to finally shut the fuck up.

AML Season 10 Squad Review

As I'm banned right now and for the next few months there's no way I can do predictions so I'm putting the vorbometer in retirement and I bring you......


The Blindometer

Hell, you didn't think I actually put any thought into my predictions did you? That's Mauler's job. So the fact that I can't enter the zone and have no idea who's playing well and who half the squads actually are shouldn't make any difference at all, it might make them better. So with the pre-season starting up I thought I'd do a squad review. As the WarRoom has disappeared and I don't have posting rights on the Premier Times I'll just do them on here. Bring back SS Impact. If you have any comments or opinions then tell them to High Voltage. He'll answer any idiotic post.


7rominence

Coming back for their second season is the wz noob troop that is 7rom. With more or less the same roster as last season you'd expect to see some improvement and a playoff spot a realistic goal for them. But if anyone has seen their development in WZL they know this is unlikely. 7rom might be the only training squad in ss history to turn out players worse than when they joined so don't expect much from them this season.

Blindometer: Below .500

Key players: Fishibaron

squad most likely to: wish they stayed in warzone

watch out for: Fishibaron looking at Betrayal tearing up Pro with a little tear in his eye


BLaCK STaR

AML this season has a real Warzone flavour to it and here's an old wz name filled with wz vets. I was going to make BS one of my favourites for the title, but I've noticed that 9-Volt is no longer on the roster. This puts a lot of pressure on a small roster to show and produce without their most aggressive player. I think BS are one of those squads that will go undefeated through the regular season or get kicked out for no-shows. I don't think there will be any in between with them, It'll be death or glory.

Blindometer: If they show final four. If they don't kicked from the league

Key players: CruelVenom, Disint

squad most likely to: Win 12-0 one week and no-show the next

watch out for: CruelVenom pissing off anyone he talks to


BlackNike

To be honest I don't know why they're even bothering. Without me this squad is nothing. They won't win a single game, they probably won't get a single kill. Without my skill and leadership this squad is dead.

Blindometer: will lose every game 12-0

Key players: Vorbis (banned)

squad most likely to: dissolve

don't watch out for: me


Blitzed

The question mark about Blitzed is the question mark. Can ploss? play as ploss? or will ploss? have to play as ploss and not ploss?. Or he could put us all out of our misery and play as borAX. The fact that morphine has been working hard on this suggests that a lot of blizted's big names are inactive. Blitzed have a great captain and a deep and experienced roster but their problem has always been activity and of course whether ChronicFlash has decided to use reps this season or not. We'll probably have a better idea where they stand after pre-season.

Blindometer: sneak into playoffs

Key players: Morphine, Plumpy, ChronicFlash

squad most likely to: forget that AML has reps

watch out for: The thrilling conclusion to the question mark debate


Damn_Yankees

The wz invasion continues with the return of the South Americans. They bring lag, they bring levs and they bring 10 man defense. This could be the first team to try a 10 man defense in a 4v4 game. A great squad to watch if you love levs in boxes or if you're an insomniac.

Blindometer: below .500

Key players: Belfast

squad most likely to: go for a majority flag win

watch out for: Lev bomb lines


Dedication

A bit of a mongrel squad here with bits from Wretcheds, Ferrum and Victimise joining together for no real reason I can see. I was on a draft league squad with Pers and he was a pretty good captain so I expect him to get this squad playing together as a team, but I don't expect them to do anything much this season. Definitely a work in progress.

Blindometer: around .500 missing out on the playoffs

Key players: Purple, scary

squad most likely to: not offend anyone

watch out for: Dedication next season


Disavowed

Seph>We're back

Except seph isn't on the roster as far as I can tell. Pretty much the same roster dis has had for the last few seasons. I'm not sure how active Kurtz , Blaze, eternal and MD yellow dancer are. If they are active then this puts dis in the title favourites bracket. If not then they'll have to rely on players like Doobie, gold, and Mailliw who are all solid pilots but only play hockey zone now. Also the last couple of time Dis have played AML they went into the playoffs as one of the favourites and choked big time. And having High Voltage on the roster for a week, what was all that about?

Blindometer: Undefeated in the regular season, lose first playoff game

Key players: Kurtz, eternal, MD

squad most likely to: be playing hockey when their match is called

watch out for: Seph saying something like 'we're back' just before choking in the playoffs


ElementalForces

The squad of Alpha newbs who stunk up AML is now almost unrecognisable now after some heavy recruiting by SkyOne. I can see them making the playoffs but not getting that deep. Also any squad that has haz-mat in it is going to have problems at some point.

Blindometer: Playoffs

Key players: Sapphire & Tonic, Something Dutch

squad most likely to: Be so nice you want to punch them

watch out for: haz-mat getting cut


EpiK

EpiK have a good starting four but haven't got the depth behind them to make a real push for the title. That's been true of them for the last couple of seasons and it looks like the same story for them again here.

Blindometer: Playoffs

Key players: Passplay, Intelli

squad most likely to: appreciate early 80's British Goth bands

watch out for: Passplay destroying a squad on his own at least once this season (don't make him angry, you won't like him when he's angry)


Krieger

A merger of WarGods and Sail boats. So why Krieger? why not WarBoats or Sail Gods? Warsailgodboats, I would be proud to fly for a squad named that. There's a lot of egos in this squad and a few people who have been responsible for their former squads collapsing. If they can get on they could have a real chance of making the final four or they could self destruct in pre-season. I'm guessing at least one player will quit during their first game. The favourite being Blinky with Airwalkr a close second. Oh, and Tech is a [sexual biggotry].

Blindometer: Final four

Key players: Crumbs, Fat, Phat

squad most likely to: self destruct

watch out for: Tech refusing to attack anyone with a bty over 50


Liquid Inc.

More or less the same roster as last season although the loss of more marjorum is a big hole to fill. Picking up Bob D'Mule will help some. A combination of experience, teamwork and euro lag will take them into the playoffs but not as far as last season.

Blindometer: Playoffs

Key players: Malmox, Bob D'Mule, Faid

squad most likely to: break the ?lag command

watch out for: Sabretooth starting Pension, Proxy and Speed in the same game and the server exploding.


OldShift

Even with Jaakko moving on up to pro with Redshift, Oldshift look a stronger squad than last season and should be a final four contender. Evar, Air, Shikaa and Genocide make an excellent starting four and with people like Eldritch, Rayjay and Megus coming off the bench I expect them to go far in the playoffs.

Blindometer: Final Four

Key players: Air, Shikaa, Genocide

squad most likely to: Be called the new Dissent

watch out for: people calling OldShift the new Dissent


ReDs

A lot of familiar names, but I can't see them doing anything. The average age of this squad is 78 and they're just not physically up to it anymore. It's hard to rep when you have osteoporosis and even harder to spot mine reps with cataracts. And how are you supposed to schedule games when it's lights out at 6pm at the Sunshine Home for the Elderly and Bewildered? Guys, stick to chugging around in terriers in Warzone. You don't want any excitement at your age now, do you?

Blindometer: Playoffs

Key players: nivaG, treetop

squad most likely to: all die of a heart attack mid-match

watch out for: Rak'kars kung fu death grip


Secret

I don't know why Secret are still running two rosters in AML and IML. They looked pretty thin last season and even more so now since Nocarbon became a llama. I can't see the AML version of Secret doing much if anything this season.

Blindometer: around .500 missing the playoffs

Key players: Whirl, Nerve Impulse

squad most likely to: spread themselves too thin

watch out for: A single Secret roster in IML by the start of the regular season


SkyRakers

If the Premier League staff were Charlie Brown then SkyRakers would be the football. No matter how many times SkyRakers no-show the staff still let them back in and guess what happens? And guess what will happen this Sunday?


SS CRIPS

I'm worried about Crips this season. They have a roster of six. Bukk won't know what to do with himself. He might have to choose starting lines and even make subs. Crips always do better when their roster is Bukkwild and macksks. They need to cut everyone else now.

Blindometer: Below .500

Key players: bukkwild, macksks

squad most likely to: show two

watch out for: bukk scheduling in caps


StarFire Elite

What can you say about StarFire Elite that hasn't been said every season since the dawn of time? It's the same players playing the same way and grinding out the wins just like last season and the season before that and the season before the season before that. Expect another solid season although I doubt they'll get as far as the final like they did two seasons ago.

Blindometer: Playoffs

Key players: The Diest-, Alperri

squad most likely to: Finish the regular season unbeaten without anyone noticing

watch out for: Maulers crap predications


Undermined

This is Nightbane's AML name for this season, although they haven't got the depth that they've had in the last couple of seasons. Sister, Imposter and Hobbes.fu make a good three but after that things start to get a bit thin and unless they can improve that depth I think Nightbane will have to get used to the way things were when Nightbane were known as Nightbane.

Blindometer: Around .500 missing the playoffs

Key players: Sister, Imposter, Hobbes.fu

squad most likely to: Change their name mid-season

watch out for: Imposter challenging the ref to a name duel when he's asked for his starters.


Unit

I'm not sure about this squad. First of all there's the pro roster which looks a lot weaker than their AML roster. Then there's the size of the squad. That's a lot of people to keep happy and it's not easy, I know. One of the reasons I finally pulled the plug on Victimise was that is was just too big to manage. Finally there's Dre as captain. I played on Dre's DSBL squad which folded in pre-season. All that makes me think that Unit won't make it. a 23 man AML roster competing for playing time with a Pro roster getting hammered as a millstone round their neck plus a dodgy squad captain all added together equals chokus maximus.

Blindometer: Below .500

Key players: merce, Trismo

squad most likely to: blow it

watch out for: The threads on the forum after the season is over


Warlords

I think Warlords is Latin for stagnant. Since Dissent was first formed and Warlords lost their entire starting four they've been treading water. The roster is pretty much the same as last season and the season before. And I expect the same result. They'll show, they'll even compete but without that spark they'll lose. So if you're looking for fun and excitement then find out which arena Warlords are playing. Then go somewhere else.

Blindometer: Below .500

Key players: Mizerie, Fuzzy

squad most likely to: Empty the spec freq

watch out for: The apocalypse

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